Topical Limericks
. 1 There are beasts on some Iowan farms Which have suffered unspeakable harms, Though we might like to eat them, It is wrong to mistreat them, Let's not bust those who sound the alarms. Story: Agriculture Industry Pushes To Make Undercover Filming Of Farm Animal Abuse Illegal 3/15/2011 2 Plastic forks now restored to the scene, Some House members at lunchtime convene, Their crowing erupts, Toasting Styrofoam cups, "Cafeterias aren't meant to be green!" Story: Fight Waged With Forks Is Rejoined in Congress 3/16/2011 3 Were it up to the Haitians to choose, Aristide at the polls could not lose But with some trepidation He returns to his nation With a woeful aversion to coups. Story: Plane carrying Aristide takes off for Haiti from South Africa 3/17/2011 4 On war doctrine presidents vary Some are rash to attack, some are wary, But without full reliance On a robust alliance Things can quickly become very hairy. Story: The U.N. Security Council passed a resolution on Lib